Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Dallas Cowboys: Hype, Hype Hooray for America's Nightmare

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It's September, time for the America's Team bandwagon to depart for its annual trip into the ditch.

Please buckle up. This Cowboys' crash is going to hurt worse than most.

All those poor passengers think they're destined for a Super Bowl at Cowboys Stadium.

"For this team to do the ultimate this year would be on par with having won the first Super Bowl," Jerry Jones said. "I haven't gotten over that. It would be something out of a storybook.

"A man can dream."

So can women, children and livestock. In fact, a recent survey showed 84 percent of U.S. sheep think Dallas will win the Super Bowl.

When will they learn?

These are the Cowboys, the undisputed heavyweight champs of hype. Vince Lombardi will hoist the Vince Lombardi Trophy before Jones does, but that won't stop Dallas from being the NFL's permanent contribution to America's Most Overrated.

Rock band -- Guns N' Roses. Actor -- Sean Penn (in any role after Jeff Spicoli), Football Coach -- Whoever's at Notre Dame. Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

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