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Last Friday, I managed the impossible, I drove to Atlanta without my laptop. Which is basically the worst nightmare of anyone who makes a living writing on that laptop. Then, at the exact moment I realized I'd forgotten that laptop, I pulled up at the gas station on top of Monteagle Mountain and drove off with the gas pump still affixed to my car.You haven't lived until you've looked out your window and seen the gas pump flapping wildly outside your window like a fish struggling to breathe. Some people have asked, how did you manage to drive off with the gas pump still affixed to your car? Well, the answer is easy. The gas station doubled as a McDonald's and I was trying to get to Atlanta in time for my radio show.
So while I was pumping gas, I went into the McDonald's and ordered a chicken biscuit. While I waited, I read Jim Delany's attack on Cam Newton on my iPhone. I came back outside, climbed into my car, sat there for a moment thinking, "Should I re-tweet this Delany article," and while I was thinking that, I drove off.
Only, you guessed it, the gas pump was still attached to my car.
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